HOWE AND HUMMEL'S  WHITE CROOK VODKA

HOWE AND HUMMEL'S WHITE CROOK VODKA

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HOWE AND HUMMEL'S WHITE CROOK VODKA

White Crook Vodka
Enticing as the untethered promises of a Snake Oil Salesman, yet smooth and refined as an unreformed conman. White Crook Vodka is just as morally bankrupt as the world’s most premium vodka brands at half the price.

Inspired by the infamous NYC law firm Howe and Hummel. They were lawyers who defended criminals and criminals who practiced law. They happily gave voice to murderers, thieves and prostitutes. Best summed up as a less moral version of Robin Hood, they enjoyed defending criminals while fleecing the rich. Their crime of preference was blackmail, and their pro-bono legal defense of the cities prostitutes gave them plenty to work with.

Vodka Distilled from American Grain

Appearance: Clear as stream water.

Aroma: Clean, with slight hints of toasted cereal.

Taste: Smooth to the tongue, with a slight sweetness and hint of cracked pepper.

Finish: A light clean finish.

$25.00
Availability: In stock
SKU
484-1188-4153662 | MISGUIDED SPIRITS WHITE CROOK VODKA

**PLEASE READ BEFORE BUYING**

  • Someone 21 years of age or older must be available to sign for any alcohol orders. Packages containing alcohol will not be left on doorsteps.
  • The estimated shipping time for spirits / beer orders is 2-10 business days.
  • The estimated shipping time for wine orders is 2-7 business days.
  • Tracking numbers will be received within 2-5 business days after an order is placed unless one of the conditions below applies.
  • We cannot deliver SPIRITS to the states of Alaska, Arkansas, Hawaii, Kansas, Massachusetts, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Utah, Vermont, West Virginia, and Wyoming.
  • We cannot deliver WINE to the states of Michigan, Mississippi, and Utah.
  • We cannot ship to a PO Box, FedEx or Walgreens as they will not accept other local carriers' packages.
  • Our shipping carriers will make three delivery attempts. If you cannot accept delivery during these attempts, the product will be returned to us. If you’d like us to reship, we will charge an additional $40. We will offer refunds or replacements for any products that are damaged or below satisfaction.
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